Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "Clear skies giving you the chance to imagine how hot and wicked Tony Stark's balls get in that iron suit."

Best Tweet of the Afternoon

@FATJEW: ""She shells she shells by the sheshore" -Sean Connery unsuccessfully trying to do that tongue twister"

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "Competing volcano eruptions starring Tommy Lee Jones and Pierce Brosnan, respectively."

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "It's hotter than the valour on Star Jones's sweatpants after 15 on the stair master."

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather:"It's Flag Day! Let's use it as an excuse to drink!"

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "Lightening in the morning, but don't worry, it's only hitting jerks."

Tweet of the Day

@FATJEW: "Ke$ha makes me wish i had more middle fingers."

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "Hot. Penguins sitting on ice cream bars hot."

Tweet of the Day

@FATJEW: "I'm surprised more gay men don't stay in the closet, because they're usually filled with fabulous clothes and accessories. "

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "Summer is almost here, stock up on thong wax."

Tweet of the Day

@SuccitaM: "I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."

Funny or Die Weather

@fod_weather: "50% chance of people caring about your homerun in the company softball game."

Where my pitches at!

Tweets of the Day

@FATJEW: ""Normally I don't do this kind of thing." - A girl who normally does that kind of thing."

Tweet of the Day

@FATJEW: "Guy Fieri is proof that Ed Hardy has started manufacturing actual human beings."

Funny or Die

@fod_weather: "Thunder that sounds a lot like the Dave Mathews Band."

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Happy Hump Day

@fod_weather: "Cold and damp, like senior citizen porn."

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@fod_weather: "Cold enough for a hat. Too hot for a ski-mask."

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@fod_weather: "Meow! The weather today is puuuurfect!" - Mr. Whiskers the Weathercat (2008-2009)

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@fod_weather: Perfect weather for a Wendy's hamburger... Phew, that was an easiest $200,000 I've ever made.

Quote of the Grammys

"It's my first time at the Grammys. I'm having a spectacular time so far. I've seen things I've never seen before, I've heard things I've never heard before. And I wasn't even watching the show, I was backstage getting high with Miley Cyrus!" - Seth Rogen