Chaos Morning Ritual

Kris Jenner - Original Rebecca Black

Kris Jenner made a music video when she turned 30. Oy vey.

It's with a Heavy Heart That I Announce the Death of the Pillsbury Doughboy

Chris Brogan - 06:41 - Mobile - Public Rodney Pike originally shared this post: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. P.S. If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day. Gerald D. Otis

A Tuesday Video

Address is Approximate

CHeck her out

Address Is Approximate from The Theory on Vimeo.

Strongbow Neon Night Surfing at Bondi

Congratulations Sumo!!!

The Graduate

Slow Motion Video of Dogs In Cars Is Five Minutes of Pure Happiness

BEST EVER

Dogs in Cars from keith on Vimeo.

Shit Girls Say

Hilarious

SMYTHE

Why must you make everything I love. Jessica Biel rockin sweet sweet jacket.

Buy yours: $1000 @ Shopbop Happy Shopping

Holiday Wants

Why must the good sales happen when I'm at my poorest... Gonna bring back the list of holiday wants that i wont be receiving. Enjoy 1. Isabel Marant Sneakers.. yah. keep dreamin'

ISABEL MARANT / BOBBY LOW-TOP SNEAKER FIMBBAPS12 $680.00 #poorgirlproblems

Virgins

In case you haven't been lucky enough to check out this hilarious new promo for a TLC show coming up about virgins... check it! sloppy

Hilarious Animals

I think the man's laugh is probably the best part of the video... just saying

At Honey, Life is Sour

AT HONEY, LIFE IS…SOUR Consumer alert to “v

alued” Honey shoppers and all retail shoppers, alike: I would like to share with you a recent experience I had shopping at the retail store Honey in Toronto. Amidst a Saturday afternoon study-break, a friend and I took a stroll along Eglinton Avenue West and popped in to Honey for some much needed retail therapy. For those of you who have never shopped there, Honey is a boutique-like retail store carrying a range of brand name denim and apparel lines. Having been a frequent Honey shopper myself, I was eager to visit the store and check out the new goods. I walked in, scoped out the scene, and within seconds found a bangin’ bomber-style faux shearling jacket. The cost: $165. CHA CHING. It had to be mine. Following the thrill of my new purchase, I immediately took the jacket home to play dress up. While prancing around trying the jacket on with every permutation of cute outfits I could think of, to my dismay, quickly noticed the following: 1. the faux lining of the jacket was emitting a foul dusty-like smell that ultimately became unbearable, and 2. the faux lining was falling off the jacket and sticking to my clothes. Needless to say, the jacket had to be returned. Disappointed, I went back to the store the very next day to explain the situation to the store manager who downright refused to grant me a refund. Given that the culprit was the faux fur lining, I did not want to do an exchange as logic dictates that all the jackets would be plagued with the same level of quality, or lack thereof. Now, I understand that Honey has a “no refunds” policy, however, I do not believe that on any of their store policy signs they state: “WARNING: the product you are about to purchase may or may not be defective. Buy at your own risk.” Given that the store manager claimed to have had no authority to grant me the refund, she referred me to the customer relations manager in Honey’s head corporate office. After having spent nearly $200 on a defective product, to then be faced by a powerless “manager” who refused to supersede store policy (isn’t that her job?) and reimburse me, my disappointment quickly turned into anger and frustration. I contacted the head office the first chance I got, in hopes that the management team at Honey would see things from my perspective. Or, at the very least, grant a loyal customer a reasonable request on the sole basis that customer retention and respect are values that the company employs and stands by… No such luck. I was told by the customer relations manager, an individual who resides at the top of the company totem pole, to return to the store at my earliest convenience, and yet another “store manager” would meet with me, look at the jacket, and deem whether a refund is appropriate. I ask you, fellow shoppers: Is this manager going to take the jacket home, play dress up, and discover, like me, that the jacket, indeed, reeks and sheds like a golden retriever? I think not. Bottom line – Honey has proved that the customer, certainly, does not come first, and what’s more, they clearly do not stand behind their products. If they did, I’d have back my hard earned money. My hope is that with this letter, my experience will make you think twice about stepping foot into Honey. Or, at the very least, have these words of caution in mind if you do: “WARNING: the products you will purchase may or may not be defective. Buy at your own risk. Oh, and also, no refunds”. Credit: Carrie Gurzaface

Cute Kid

For someone who'd much rather ooh and awe over cute puppies then cute kids... this one is the CUTEST. Check it

Jake Davis Test Shots: Lulu from Jake Davis on Vimeo.

Human Alphabet

Click HERE for the whole gallery. Very cool :)

VOTE SUMO TO BE FAMOUS

VOTE FOR SUMO ONCE A DAY UNTIL NOVEMEBER 17TH. GIVE HER A SHOT AT BEING THE NEW FIDO PUP GO SUMO GO!!! http://www.fidocastingcall.ca/dogs/536

Jason Wu for Target

Yeehaw. Jason Wu for Target early 2012. Woot Woot!

Toms Introduced Ballet Flats for 2012

Wahoo, what wonderful news!

There will be a wide range of patterns and materials, from leather and suede to linen and leopard (that top pair is already on our must-have list for next season!), and prices will range from $74 to $129. They'll be available in the same stores where TOMS are sold now, but if you want to get a jump-start on the doing-good-while-looking-good thing, head over to toms.com/ballet-flats now and sign up to be one of the first to find out when they're for sale. Read More http://www.glamour.com/fashion/blogs/slaves-to-fashion/2011/09/toms-introduces-ballet-flats-f.html#ixzz1ZA7xlO2H

Stop Cutting Down The Trees!!!

Look what happens when we cut down too many trees - this is terrible! Global warming is one thing, but look at what might happen if we continue to clear our forests! We have to stop cutting down trees! This is getting serious!

Food Science Fun with Ice CREAM!

give me some

Behind the Scenes: Club Monaco Fall 2011 Lookbook

looooove

World Records

TOMS + The Row Honduras Shoe Drop

Missoni X TargetD

Diggin the Bike!!